[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x ] i have choked on my own spit.

[ x] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[x] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[x] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it. (Actually I didn't get screwed. But I told him to "frick off". He didn't take it seriously when I said, "Or I'll call the cops." I was going through some stuff....)

[ x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x ] ive caught myself drooling.

[ x] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[ x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh. (or hump)

[x] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. Many when I'm in school. My teacher's talking then it's like, "Crap, have you been talking this hole time!?"

[ x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[ x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (it's actually a hobby of mine to eat buggies!)

[x ] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[x] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ x] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ x]ive ran around naked when i was drunk. (correction: walked)

[ x]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ x] i accidently break a lot of things.

[x] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [34]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm 102% retarded".