Gregie

[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door. [ x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. [x ] i have choked on my own spit. [ x] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. [x] i type only with my pointer fingers. [x] i have accidently caught something on fire. [x] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it. (Actually I didn't get screwed. But I told him to "frick off". He didn't take it seriously when I said, "Or I'll call the cops." I was going through some stuff....) [ x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. [x] sometimes when i think o